Small Animal Medicine
“If you’re high, you don’t die.”
“so nobody’s taking any pig pancreases and squeezing them…”
“and what happened? It took us 15-20 years to find out we’re dumb.”
“I’m just going to lay down on the floor and cry right now.”
“or it could be some by product that’s mostly chicken feathers.”
“I’m not going to get on the floor and seizure…”
“those other glands are sitting there having a picnic. They’re taking a nap.”
“if you just give them oral calcium, you may as well just sprinkle water on their legs.”
“everything gets revved up like a cat on red bull”
“they’re like sick chickens… they all look the same”
“In vet school, I think I highlighted ‘ruffled feathers and pasty vent’ for all the chickens.”
“The fact that you’re all here and relatively alert means that you had your morning cortisol surge”
“Iatrogenic… which means ‘my bad’”
“If I said ‘pop quiz!’… it takes about 4 minutes… but in 4 minutes you’d have doubled your cortisol.”
“the heart doesn’t like being bathed in potassium… if has no sense of humor about that.”
“the best test to see if a gland is dead is to kick it really hard and see if it moves.”
“we are going to come up to it and pharmacologically shout in its ear.”
“The whole point of being a tumor is not obeying the rules!”
“they think old age mandates them to look like that…”
“If you see someone pull up 1 cc of dex SP and put it in a small dog, have a sharp intake of breath”
“and then the tumor thinks ‘I may be small, but I’m not frightened!’”
“If Europeans can do it, surely Americans can too”
“I have like 2 multiple choice questions on your exam… keep that in mind.”
“sometimes foo foo dogs… you throw a ball at them… who cares?”
“can you see the distichia in these dogs? Crank up your imagination”
“Give all your clients a sharpei, boxer or pug for Christmas and keep yourself in business.”
“Animals that live on the couch are less likely to be impaled with a large stick than a hunting dog.”
“syncope and sudden death are the same except you wake up from one of them”
“your eye is not very good at hearing things”
Large Animal Medicine
“The mare doesn’t look sick then next thing you know *pffft* you have a dead fresh fetus on the ground.”
“Baytril is rampantly used in the small ruminant industry… if they’re ugly they’ll treat it with bayrtil.”
“In a pig, it’s an IP injection… intra-pig.”
“it’s not an AVMA recognized method of euthanasia… but if that’s your goal…”
“you can dance in a cow’s belly in muddy boots then hose them out and they’ll do fine. A horse would not tolerate that.”
“I’ll tell you this is a 3 year old thoroughbred racehorse… a good one… a fast one.. and he’s not been running good lately”
“You guys have enough on your plate without bearing weight on your sole.”
“Color is important in treatment!”
“Oprah Winfrey got… no… show some control… oh well, I started it.”
“pennis…pennis… it’s not a game you play with a raquet. It’s a male reproductive organ.”
“you can get out of a lot of things if you fake a seizure”
“the mounter or the mountee… whichever you prefer to be”
“that’s a big teat… or 2 testicles.”
“I kid you not… it’s made out of shark… woven something shark… no really, shark.”
“… well, the people that own them… the sheep and goat… they don’t know.”
“Once you are all the way in there, it’s a pleasurable experience”
“early stage feces… they call it feed”
“why do you guys laugh when I try to teach you things?”
“When you say things, people assume that you mean them”
“All my patient, as a food animal vet, die… and then we eat them”
“a lot, a lot, of dairy men are pinging their own cows… *laughter*… have a little decorum”
Emergency Medicine
“It makes sense that Florida has one…. They’ve been hit by hurricanes forever and 10 days.”
“It’s like tryingto text at a football game…it’s not going to happen.”
Primate Medicine
“monkeys are like Italian family… everything is going fine then WHAM something happens and somebody’s getting smacked.”
“we call them the cheerleaders, the younger breeder groups we have.”
“at some point, all of this gilded cage will end and you’re going to graduate.”
“so you’re starting to play doctor..”
“I can learn so much about you, Will, if I know your weight and look at your stool.”
“Don’t wear white. If you do, they’ll throw and you’ll get campylobacter and shigella.”
“lubrication is something we strive for in all aspects of sex”
Radiology
“it’s like saying they have 2 elbows. I simply don’t care.”
“it’s spondylosis deformans… and it all makes me yawn.”
“does everybody know what golf is? That Tiger Woods guy… just google it.”
“I’m Dr. E as you all know and I love imaging.”
“Or are these inspisated boogers?”
Surgery
“these are not tablets that are sent from heaven.”
“therio potential. *rocker fingers*”
“if surgery was easy, there wouldn’t be so many medicine people.”
SR Medicine
“And I’m sorry, if you walk in with a packed cell volume of 8, you’re getting ready to die, you just may not know it yet.”
“you’re going to have a few animals out there who are problem children.”
“the parasites aren’t going to hurt the horses… so use them as a big vacuum cleaner.”
“We need to DEworm them… they did a fine job of worming themselves.”
“It’s sort of like a plumber… his plumbing always leaks”
“I’m sorry, this is not that… this is a testicle.. I see that now.”
“word got around that there was this guy you could scratch his back and he’d ejaculate… he was the most popular patient in the hospital”
“I’ve seen a lot of Chlamydia problems.”
Professor: “Do you have any experience?” Classmate:“With Chlamydia? yes. … no, I meant the vaccine!”
“you can eat and take care of business all in the same place… very efficient if you’re a cat.”
“once you get 3 or 4 parasites in there, it’s hard to get enough nutrition… I know… I was just talking about my granddaughter and now I’m calling them parasites… but that’s what they are!”
“there for a while, I was kind of a rockstar the goat world”
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Sunday, October 17, 2010
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Funny/Interesting Things Professors Say #5
Small animal medicine
“… I have a Bernese Mountain Dog… which is kind of ridiculous.”
“The other thing about cancer cells that’s really dastardly…”
“… well it won’t be available for the dogs that were dead…”
“…cut them off and put it under the mattress with a frog’s leg and it will go away.”
“I’d rather have 6 years with a boxer than 17 years with a Chihuahua”
“3 days later his right atrium ruptured… which is suboptimal”
“he will get revenge… in a multitude of ways… most involving urine and feces.”
“when clients freak out about amputation, I ask ‘how many legs do you have?’ and they say ‘well… 2.’ And I say ‘well, you do pretty well.’”
“and then the reconstruction people will build you a new nose and you and you can go into public.”
“no pet should die without the benefit of steroids.”
“the recurrent laryngeal nerve is something one avoids in surgery if one can.”
“there are lots of important things with long names in there… and some short names too.”
“we’re talking therapeutic radiation, not nuclear destruction…”
“a cure for cancer is to live long enough to die of something else.”
“that’s a surgery for a person really experienced at removing sphincters”
“this is the rectum of a dog… but it’s too close for you to tell that.”
“You can’t just walk up to someone you don’t know and say ‘this is a bad plan!’”
“And no one knew then that cisplatin splats cats…”
“I said ‘I don’t know if this treatment is going to be possible because we need to be able to get the bloodwork faster…’ and he said ‘Oh, ok. I’ll get a plane.’ And he flew in for every chemo treatment the dog needed.”
“perhaps they are smart about some things… but this is not one of them.”
Radiology
“if you think you can slap a cast on any fracture, you’re living in the 1940’s”
“if you’re left with a jaw that doesn’t work… you’re screwed”
“you can use your brain and be right a lot of the time.”
“but my grandma didn’t go to vet school… you did.”
“… I would be correct, and I would be a bad doctor”
Large animal medicine
“no matter what is wrong with a horse, with a heart rate of 120… it’s bad.”
“normal horses are pretty boring”
Animal Models
“Betty White’s writing kind of induces violence.. but she doesn’t do it herself… she’s kind of old..”
Surgery
“He’s young and nice… I’m going to try to fix that… I can’t fix the young…”
“I’m probably not going to bite your head off… almost definitely”
“… I have a Bernese Mountain Dog… which is kind of ridiculous.”
“The other thing about cancer cells that’s really dastardly…”
“… well it won’t be available for the dogs that were dead…”
“…cut them off and put it under the mattress with a frog’s leg and it will go away.”
“I’d rather have 6 years with a boxer than 17 years with a Chihuahua”
“3 days later his right atrium ruptured… which is suboptimal”
“he will get revenge… in a multitude of ways… most involving urine and feces.”
“when clients freak out about amputation, I ask ‘how many legs do you have?’ and they say ‘well… 2.’ And I say ‘well, you do pretty well.’”
“and then the reconstruction people will build you a new nose and you and you can go into public.”
“no pet should die without the benefit of steroids.”
“the recurrent laryngeal nerve is something one avoids in surgery if one can.”
“there are lots of important things with long names in there… and some short names too.”
“we’re talking therapeutic radiation, not nuclear destruction…”
“a cure for cancer is to live long enough to die of something else.”
“that’s a surgery for a person really experienced at removing sphincters”
“this is the rectum of a dog… but it’s too close for you to tell that.”
“You can’t just walk up to someone you don’t know and say ‘this is a bad plan!’”
“And no one knew then that cisplatin splats cats…”
“I said ‘I don’t know if this treatment is going to be possible because we need to be able to get the bloodwork faster…’ and he said ‘Oh, ok. I’ll get a plane.’ And he flew in for every chemo treatment the dog needed.”
“perhaps they are smart about some things… but this is not one of them.”
Radiology
“if you think you can slap a cast on any fracture, you’re living in the 1940’s”
“if you’re left with a jaw that doesn’t work… you’re screwed”
“you can use your brain and be right a lot of the time.”
“but my grandma didn’t go to vet school… you did.”
“… I would be correct, and I would be a bad doctor”
Large animal medicine
“no matter what is wrong with a horse, with a heart rate of 120… it’s bad.”
“normal horses are pretty boring”
Animal Models
“Betty White’s writing kind of induces violence.. but she doesn’t do it herself… she’s kind of old..”
Surgery
“He’s young and nice… I’m going to try to fix that… I can’t fix the young…”
“I’m probably not going to bite your head off… almost definitely”
Friday, April 23, 2010
Funny/Interesting Things Professors Say #4
Professor quotes
Path
“and if you’re a human… which everyone in here is…”
“It’s the retching of all retching…”
“If you have proteinuria… let me know!”
“If you’re a person, and we all are…”
Inf. Dz
“If I can’t latch on and I’m in the GI tract, I get washed out.”
“As you’re walking down the alley, the cows are lifting their tails and literally shooting it at you.”
“Veterinarians are the foremost poop-ologists.”
“That’s pretty close to screamin’ high.”
Tox
“Let me tell you what these stupid sheep do.”
“Any questions on LSD?”
“some people swear by fescue, other people swear at fescue.”
“I guess it’s ok to mutilate them as long as you don’t pick them.”
“I figure if they’re edible, I’ll eat them. I’m not picking anything off a cow patty.”
“people really want to get somebody else to pay for their mistakes.”
“We’ve been fighting France’s wars for year.”
“If you have to be bitten by one of these snakes… you want the copperhead.”
Surgery
“there are a lot of voices that go on in my head, but that’s not one of them”
“look at me! I can do hand ties. Breaks the ice with people..”
“It can be a pretty… whole body experience… to do those surgeries.”
Public Health
“What about the cool, new, sexy organisms.”
“I sit in the men’s restroom and hear the commode flush and I listen… then I hear the sink.”
“We need to learn from the blacks. They’re washing their hands.”
“There’s a stranger out there, and he’s got a pig under his coat. He’s probably a bioterrorist.”
“You’re supposed to know it.. but I’m not going to test on it because I can’t remember it either.”
“The kid gets overexcited about the kitten, the kitten gets underexcited about the kid, and voila! The gets scratched.)
“To a cat, the whole world is a litter box.”
“What are you, a laboratorian?”
“Are there any fish people… not fish people… aquarium types in here?”
“When you don’t have enclosed spaces for cats, you have escapees… which is sub-optimal.”
“45% of people have more than 1 pet… especially the cat folks.”
“long haired cats are like dust mops”
“it will turn a cat yellow… if you do it only once, it probably won’t be permanent.”
“I don’t know many dolphins that go hiking in the woods”
“lepto really, really likes Hawaii… can’t really blame it…”
“There’s nothing here that really screams ‘ I have leptospirosis!’”
“If you had to pick a brucella to be infected with… pick canis.”
Path
“and if you’re a human… which everyone in here is…”
“It’s the retching of all retching…”
“If you have proteinuria… let me know!”
“If you’re a person, and we all are…”
Inf. Dz
“If I can’t latch on and I’m in the GI tract, I get washed out.”
“As you’re walking down the alley, the cows are lifting their tails and literally shooting it at you.”
“Veterinarians are the foremost poop-ologists.”
“That’s pretty close to screamin’ high.”
Tox
“Let me tell you what these stupid sheep do.”
“Any questions on LSD?”
“some people swear by fescue, other people swear at fescue.”
“I guess it’s ok to mutilate them as long as you don’t pick them.”
“I figure if they’re edible, I’ll eat them. I’m not picking anything off a cow patty.”
“people really want to get somebody else to pay for their mistakes.”
“We’ve been fighting France’s wars for year.”
“If you have to be bitten by one of these snakes… you want the copperhead.”
Surgery
“there are a lot of voices that go on in my head, but that’s not one of them”
“look at me! I can do hand ties. Breaks the ice with people..”
“It can be a pretty… whole body experience… to do those surgeries.”
Public Health
“What about the cool, new, sexy organisms.”
“I sit in the men’s restroom and hear the commode flush and I listen… then I hear the sink.”
“We need to learn from the blacks. They’re washing their hands.”
“There’s a stranger out there, and he’s got a pig under his coat. He’s probably a bioterrorist.”
“You’re supposed to know it.. but I’m not going to test on it because I can’t remember it either.”
“The kid gets overexcited about the kitten, the kitten gets underexcited about the kid, and voila! The gets scratched.)
“To a cat, the whole world is a litter box.”
“What are you, a laboratorian?”
“Are there any fish people… not fish people… aquarium types in here?”
“When you don’t have enclosed spaces for cats, you have escapees… which is sub-optimal.”
“45% of people have more than 1 pet… especially the cat folks.”
“long haired cats are like dust mops”
“it will turn a cat yellow… if you do it only once, it probably won’t be permanent.”
“I don’t know many dolphins that go hiking in the woods”
“lepto really, really likes Hawaii… can’t really blame it…”
“There’s nothing here that really screams ‘ I have leptospirosis!’”
“If you had to pick a brucella to be infected with… pick canis.”
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Funny/Interesting Things Professors Say #3
Professor quotes
Pathology
“I did brush my teeth this morning… so…”
“some student have described it as nuclear spooning.”
“Cats look different anyway… they’re like little horses in miniature. No, really, they have a lot of similarities!”
“transmissible venereal tumors can be present anywhere dogs like to touch their nose or do the nasty.”
“this is in species that love to contract their spleens”
“Platelets are sensitive little guys. You talk to them ugly and they get agitated and aggregate.”
Infectious Diseases
“Good guess! I mean, good answer.”
Toxicology
“I would think if you have an upset stomach, you wouldn’t want to take strychnine.”
“I don’t know how you guys are going to finish a major exam in 50 minutes…”
“those big planes have a glide path about like a rock.”
“obviously children don’t lick it off.”
“He should have been shot between the eyes… or slid down a 40 foot razor blade into a barrel of turpentine.”
“Most people don’t read the damn label, just like most people don’t read the damn instructions.”
Surgery
“The single, lone ranger, advantage…”
“Silk… oh! Bad, bad boy! Wicked! Evil!”
“The angels sing when we start talking about Surgilene”
“If anybody says “I’m going to sew this back together” I’m going to jump them and wrestle them to the ground.”
“placing 45 simple interrupted sutures is a real buzz kill.”
“this is part where I feel like I need to interpret through dance or something”
Public Health
“I’m going to try to make this not boring… this could be hard.”
Pathology
“I did brush my teeth this morning… so…”
“some student have described it as nuclear spooning.”
“Cats look different anyway… they’re like little horses in miniature. No, really, they have a lot of similarities!”
“transmissible venereal tumors can be present anywhere dogs like to touch their nose or do the nasty.”
“this is in species that love to contract their spleens”
“Platelets are sensitive little guys. You talk to them ugly and they get agitated and aggregate.”
Infectious Diseases
“Good guess! I mean, good answer.”
Toxicology
“I would think if you have an upset stomach, you wouldn’t want to take strychnine.”
“I don’t know how you guys are going to finish a major exam in 50 minutes…”
“those big planes have a glide path about like a rock.”
“obviously children don’t lick it off.”
“He should have been shot between the eyes… or slid down a 40 foot razor blade into a barrel of turpentine.”
“Most people don’t read the damn label, just like most people don’t read the damn instructions.”
Surgery
“The single, lone ranger, advantage…”
“Silk… oh! Bad, bad boy! Wicked! Evil!”
“The angels sing when we start talking about Surgilene”
“If anybody says “I’m going to sew this back together” I’m going to jump them and wrestle them to the ground.”
“placing 45 simple interrupted sutures is a real buzz kill.”
“this is part where I feel like I need to interpret through dance or something”
Public Health
“I’m going to try to make this not boring… this could be hard.”
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Funny/Interesting Things Professors Say #2
(I meant to do this weekly, but then I kept getting busy! Also, I will add more once I go home and have all my notes with me. I only carry a select set on any given day at school.)
Anatomy:
"We don't want those 50 skull bones moving around... We want joints of stability there!"
"Gomphosis... kind of a silly word, but a joint nonetheless."
"Do we need to know innervation? Absolutely not... yet."
"When I was in vet school, I was taught, and learned, and believed that somebody made these up. But they do exist! but, functionally, they don't exist."
"We can't use 'knee' in veterinary medicine because of those horse people."
Physiology:
Dr. Cudd
"If you bang your retina with a hammer, you would have a sensation of light."
"They're going to think you're a Turk if you don't."
"If you go out of here and only vaccinate poodles for the rest of your life, you'd be in your own personal hell. At least, I would be."
"I don't know how many of you watch Robot Wars.... yeah, it's a great show."
"Obviously, the [chicken] head is not required for flapping and running."
"We're going to be black and white in here, but it's a grey world out there, folks."
"It's what's going to take care of you if a bengal tiger walks in."
"The nervous system is kind of like a little old lady who drives with both feet."
"The rare horse can kind of flip out on you."
"If you dilated all your blood vessels maximally at once... you'd die."
"I was an exciting horse doc... now, I am a boring professor."
"We don't have to think 'I don't want to urinate right now' all the time."
"There are many reasons dogs could be having accidents in the house. Sometimes, they're 'on purposes.'"
"Most dogs don't drive."
"Skeletal muscle is greedy, liver is generous."
"When you graduate, 50% of you will be poodle punchers. 10% of you will have green arms..."
"They have "Vagaled" out. Their heart rate goes buhbuhbump... bump... .... ... clunk."
"Hopefully, if you're terrified you're running and not crying."
"The important thing about eyes is, you can screw them up."
"Human adaptation to light takes about 30 minutes... animals just aren't saying."
"Usually, that's an acute death."
"Know the classic drug for this? Cocaine."
"Animals are very uncomfortable with cornea problems whihc can lead to veterinarian discomfort."
"Ear infections. Do you know what they smell like? I'm pretty sure you'll find they smell like money."
Dr. Wasser:
"You know which edition you're getting because the number of dolphins on the cover increases. So, even if you can't read, you know which one you've got."
"Bald eagles... not really a good bird. They're fancy vultures."
"As you know from your experience with vision..."
"Owls are... dumb as bricks. They're massively stupid. It may be that they don't have so much brain because they have so much eyeball."
"I was out in the swamp at night... usually for biology reasons..."
"There's your mouse... or rat... it's kind of hard to tell. There's your rodent."
"This is about to be an ex-mouse."
"Your eyes would shrivel up, rendering them useless."
"I don't know why you'd want to have a poisonous fish on your space ship."
"I don't mean me.. I mean 'we'... science..."
Phys lab:
"Just think of the horse as a big, one toed dog."
Histology:
"I don't know if penguins have lymph nodes..."
"I don't eat any kind of viscera. But, Dr. Russel, he'll eat anything. He's British."
Immunology:
"We basically dealt with the enemy last week."
"We don't consider these professional phagocytes. They must be amateurs, I guess."
"A cell gets infected with a virus and gets stressed. You would too."
"Like many diagrams in immunology, there are a lot of boxes and arrows that go all over the place."
"Remember that part of organic chemistry? Oh, I feel sorry for you!"
"...T cells are a hell of a lot more complicated than that."
"They're the kind of cells that live fast and die young."
"Macrophages are sloppy eaters... they drool a little."
"... probably working with whooping cough. That was popular in those days."
"Steroids have a different context if you're an Olympic athlete, but these have different actions!"
Anatomy:
"We don't want those 50 skull bones moving around... We want joints of stability there!"
"Gomphosis... kind of a silly word, but a joint nonetheless."
"Do we need to know innervation? Absolutely not... yet."
"When I was in vet school, I was taught, and learned, and believed that somebody made these up. But they do exist! but, functionally, they don't exist."
"We can't use 'knee' in veterinary medicine because of those horse people."
Physiology:
Dr. Cudd
"If you bang your retina with a hammer, you would have a sensation of light."
"They're going to think you're a Turk if you don't."
"If you go out of here and only vaccinate poodles for the rest of your life, you'd be in your own personal hell. At least, I would be."
"I don't know how many of you watch Robot Wars.... yeah, it's a great show."
"Obviously, the [chicken] head is not required for flapping and running."
"We're going to be black and white in here, but it's a grey world out there, folks."
"It's what's going to take care of you if a bengal tiger walks in."
"The nervous system is kind of like a little old lady who drives with both feet."
"The rare horse can kind of flip out on you."
"If you dilated all your blood vessels maximally at once... you'd die."
"I was an exciting horse doc... now, I am a boring professor."
"We don't have to think 'I don't want to urinate right now' all the time."
"There are many reasons dogs could be having accidents in the house. Sometimes, they're 'on purposes.'"
"Most dogs don't drive."
"Skeletal muscle is greedy, liver is generous."
"When you graduate, 50% of you will be poodle punchers. 10% of you will have green arms..."
"They have "Vagaled" out. Their heart rate goes buhbuhbump... bump... .... ... clunk."
"Hopefully, if you're terrified you're running and not crying."
"The important thing about eyes is, you can screw them up."
"Human adaptation to light takes about 30 minutes... animals just aren't saying."
"Usually, that's an acute death."
"Know the classic drug for this? Cocaine."
"Animals are very uncomfortable with cornea problems whihc can lead to veterinarian discomfort."
"Ear infections. Do you know what they smell like? I'm pretty sure you'll find they smell like money."
Dr. Wasser:
"You know which edition you're getting because the number of dolphins on the cover increases. So, even if you can't read, you know which one you've got."
"Bald eagles... not really a good bird. They're fancy vultures."
"As you know from your experience with vision..."
"Owls are... dumb as bricks. They're massively stupid. It may be that they don't have so much brain because they have so much eyeball."
"I was out in the swamp at night... usually for biology reasons..."
"There's your mouse... or rat... it's kind of hard to tell. There's your rodent."
"This is about to be an ex-mouse."
"Your eyes would shrivel up, rendering them useless."
"I don't know why you'd want to have a poisonous fish on your space ship."
"I don't mean me.. I mean 'we'... science..."
Phys lab:
"Just think of the horse as a big, one toed dog."
Histology:
"I don't know if penguins have lymph nodes..."
"I don't eat any kind of viscera. But, Dr. Russel, he'll eat anything. He's British."
Immunology:
"We basically dealt with the enemy last week."
"We don't consider these professional phagocytes. They must be amateurs, I guess."
"A cell gets infected with a virus and gets stressed. You would too."
"Like many diagrams in immunology, there are a lot of boxes and arrows that go all over the place."
"Remember that part of organic chemistry? Oh, I feel sorry for you!"
"...T cells are a hell of a lot more complicated than that."
"They're the kind of cells that live fast and die young."
"Macrophages are sloppy eaters... they drool a little."
"... probably working with whooping cough. That was popular in those days."
"Steroids have a different context if you're an Olympic athlete, but these have different actions!"
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Funny/Interesting Things Professors Say #1
Anatomy:
"Veterinarians are highly trained, well educated problem solvers."
"Even though it is a dead animal course, we're going to evaluate you on some live animal stuff!"
"I said 'do do,' I'm sorry."
"Some of us are lumpers, some of us are splitters. I'm a lumper."
Physiology:
"The day before you graduate is the smartest day of your life. The day after you graduate is the dumbest year of your life."
"If you're bored with physiology, then study anatomy..."
"Excerise. It's a really good idea. Sleep. You have to. Play. But not too hard or too often."
"Is it a gorilla glue bond?"
Physiology lab:
"So, if you have a 1% dirt solution, you have 1 g dirt per 100 mL solution."
Histology/Clinical Correlates/Professional Development:
Uhm. I didn't write anything down, so it would seem they haven't said anything that struck me at the time as particularly funny!
"Veterinarians are highly trained, well educated problem solvers."
"Even though it is a dead animal course, we're going to evaluate you on some live animal stuff!"
"I said 'do do,' I'm sorry."
"Some of us are lumpers, some of us are splitters. I'm a lumper."
Physiology:
"The day before you graduate is the smartest day of your life. The day after you graduate is the dumbest year of your life."
"If you're bored with physiology, then study anatomy..."
"Excerise. It's a really good idea. Sleep. You have to. Play. But not too hard or too often."
"Is it a gorilla glue bond?"
Physiology lab:
"So, if you have a 1% dirt solution, you have 1 g dirt per 100 mL solution."
Histology/Clinical Correlates/Professional Development:
Uhm. I didn't write anything down, so it would seem they haven't said anything that struck me at the time as particularly funny!
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