Today in Primate Medicine we learned about lots and lots and lots of different kinds of monkeys.
However, my favorite was the African Green Monkeys. They have a very strong dominance hierarchies, which has been interesting in studies using them to study alcoholism. The monkeys really enjoy screwdrivers (orange juice and vodka). The alpha ones, however, don't drink much because they're too busy protecting their social status. The ones in the middle of the social structure drink socially for fun. The ones at the bottom of the social ladder become alcoholics.
That would be a really interesting study to have participated in! Though, perhaps not to clean up after. Drunk people are annoying enough; I can't imagine drunk monkies.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Back to School!
I am having my (probably? maybe?) last first week of school ever!
I haven't had the first lecture of all my classes yet, but so far things are going really well! However, I am a little nervous about the fact that my schedule changes significantly every 4 weeks! That's kind of scary. I'm pretty sure that a lot of us are going to show up in the wrong places at least a couple times.
I haven't had the first lecture of all my classes yet, but so far things are going really well! However, I am a little nervous about the fact that my schedule changes significantly every 4 weeks! That's kind of scary. I'm pretty sure that a lot of us are going to show up in the wrong places at least a couple times.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Finals!
I'm not expecting to blog much this week... I'm going to be immersed in finals.
Monday: Pathology
I need an 80% on this one to get an A in the class. Not bad!
Tuesday: Radiology
I need a 91% on this one to get an A in the class. That kind of makes me nervous.
Wednesday: Infectious Disease and Public Health
I need an 83% on Infectious Disease and a 70% on Public Health for A's.
Thursday: Toxicology
I'm riding a 102% in the class right now. Based on the weight of the final, I need an 81% for an A.
Friday: Surgery/Anesthesiology
Since I have no real idea of what I made on the lab practical last week, I don't really know what I need for an A. Probably something beween an 82-87%. Hopefully she'll get the lab test back to us before the end of the week.
Monday: Pathology
I need an 80% on this one to get an A in the class. Not bad!
Tuesday: Radiology
I need a 91% on this one to get an A in the class. That kind of makes me nervous.
Wednesday: Infectious Disease and Public Health
I need an 83% on Infectious Disease and a 70% on Public Health for A's.
Thursday: Toxicology
I'm riding a 102% in the class right now. Based on the weight of the final, I need an 81% for an A.
Friday: Surgery/Anesthesiology
Since I have no real idea of what I made on the lab practical last week, I don't really know what I need for an A. Probably something beween an 82-87%. Hopefully she'll get the lab test back to us before the end of the week.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
“… and then you had an epiphany.”
Love him or hate him, I find Dr. Willard’s lecture style in our (pre-)correlates class hilarious.
We’re given a case presentation and lab data about a week before class and are expected to generate a list of the most likely diagnoses, a set of tests we’d like to run to narrow it down more, and what we would do to treat the animal right then. In class, he calls on people from the class roster and asks them questions about the case. (He’s always going to ask you why you said what you said, too.)
If you’re wrong, he corrects you by saying, “… and then you had an epiphany…”
I have to try really hard not to crack up every time he says it! It such a hilarious and tactful way to say that you’re wrong and you should try again. (It can get frustrating, though, to watch a classmate flounder while you have an answer you’d like to give.)
We’re given a case presentation and lab data about a week before class and are expected to generate a list of the most likely diagnoses, a set of tests we’d like to run to narrow it down more, and what we would do to treat the animal right then. In class, he calls on people from the class roster and asks them questions about the case. (He’s always going to ask you why you said what you said, too.)
If you’re wrong, he corrects you by saying, “… and then you had an epiphany…”
I have to try really hard not to crack up every time he says it! It such a hilarious and tactful way to say that you’re wrong and you should try again. (It can get frustrating, though, to watch a classmate flounder while you have an answer you’d like to give.)
Friday, April 23, 2010
Funny/Interesting Things Professors Say #4
Professor quotes
Path
“and if you’re a human… which everyone in here is…”
“It’s the retching of all retching…”
“If you have proteinuria… let me know!”
“If you’re a person, and we all are…”
Inf. Dz
“If I can’t latch on and I’m in the GI tract, I get washed out.”
“As you’re walking down the alley, the cows are lifting their tails and literally shooting it at you.”
“Veterinarians are the foremost poop-ologists.”
“That’s pretty close to screamin’ high.”
Tox
“Let me tell you what these stupid sheep do.”
“Any questions on LSD?”
“some people swear by fescue, other people swear at fescue.”
“I guess it’s ok to mutilate them as long as you don’t pick them.”
“I figure if they’re edible, I’ll eat them. I’m not picking anything off a cow patty.”
“people really want to get somebody else to pay for their mistakes.”
“We’ve been fighting France’s wars for year.”
“If you have to be bitten by one of these snakes… you want the copperhead.”
Surgery
“there are a lot of voices that go on in my head, but that’s not one of them”
“look at me! I can do hand ties. Breaks the ice with people..”
“It can be a pretty… whole body experience… to do those surgeries.”
Public Health
“What about the cool, new, sexy organisms.”
“I sit in the men’s restroom and hear the commode flush and I listen… then I hear the sink.”
“We need to learn from the blacks. They’re washing their hands.”
“There’s a stranger out there, and he’s got a pig under his coat. He’s probably a bioterrorist.”
“You’re supposed to know it.. but I’m not going to test on it because I can’t remember it either.”
“The kid gets overexcited about the kitten, the kitten gets underexcited about the kid, and voila! The gets scratched.)
“To a cat, the whole world is a litter box.”
“What are you, a laboratorian?”
“Are there any fish people… not fish people… aquarium types in here?”
“When you don’t have enclosed spaces for cats, you have escapees… which is sub-optimal.”
“45% of people have more than 1 pet… especially the cat folks.”
“long haired cats are like dust mops”
“it will turn a cat yellow… if you do it only once, it probably won’t be permanent.”
“I don’t know many dolphins that go hiking in the woods”
“lepto really, really likes Hawaii… can’t really blame it…”
“There’s nothing here that really screams ‘ I have leptospirosis!’”
“If you had to pick a brucella to be infected with… pick canis.”
Path
“and if you’re a human… which everyone in here is…”
“It’s the retching of all retching…”
“If you have proteinuria… let me know!”
“If you’re a person, and we all are…”
Inf. Dz
“If I can’t latch on and I’m in the GI tract, I get washed out.”
“As you’re walking down the alley, the cows are lifting their tails and literally shooting it at you.”
“Veterinarians are the foremost poop-ologists.”
“That’s pretty close to screamin’ high.”
Tox
“Let me tell you what these stupid sheep do.”
“Any questions on LSD?”
“some people swear by fescue, other people swear at fescue.”
“I guess it’s ok to mutilate them as long as you don’t pick them.”
“I figure if they’re edible, I’ll eat them. I’m not picking anything off a cow patty.”
“people really want to get somebody else to pay for their mistakes.”
“We’ve been fighting France’s wars for year.”
“If you have to be bitten by one of these snakes… you want the copperhead.”
Surgery
“there are a lot of voices that go on in my head, but that’s not one of them”
“look at me! I can do hand ties. Breaks the ice with people..”
“It can be a pretty… whole body experience… to do those surgeries.”
Public Health
“What about the cool, new, sexy organisms.”
“I sit in the men’s restroom and hear the commode flush and I listen… then I hear the sink.”
“We need to learn from the blacks. They’re washing their hands.”
“There’s a stranger out there, and he’s got a pig under his coat. He’s probably a bioterrorist.”
“You’re supposed to know it.. but I’m not going to test on it because I can’t remember it either.”
“The kid gets overexcited about the kitten, the kitten gets underexcited about the kid, and voila! The gets scratched.)
“To a cat, the whole world is a litter box.”
“What are you, a laboratorian?”
“Are there any fish people… not fish people… aquarium types in here?”
“When you don’t have enclosed spaces for cats, you have escapees… which is sub-optimal.”
“45% of people have more than 1 pet… especially the cat folks.”
“long haired cats are like dust mops”
“it will turn a cat yellow… if you do it only once, it probably won’t be permanent.”
“I don’t know many dolphins that go hiking in the woods”
“lepto really, really likes Hawaii… can’t really blame it…”
“There’s nothing here that really screams ‘ I have leptospirosis!’”
“If you had to pick a brucella to be infected with… pick canis.”
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Schedule!
They finally posted our elective schedules for next year! I'm pretty exicted about it! Though, there may be some changes later.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Sterile/Aseptic Technique
As it turns out, maintaining sterile technique for the length of an average teaching hospital surgery is going to be really hard to do! And in some ways incredibly frustrating.
First of all, my New Year's Resolution for 2010 was to stop chewing my fingernails (and cuticles.) So far, this has been a huge success. I had long, pretty fingernails. But, for proper surgical techinque your fingernails have to be 1-2 millimeters long and can't be painted. I cut them before lab last week to shorter than they've been since just after I quit chewing them... and they were still too long. I had to cut them even shorter before I could scrub in! And, I'll probably have to cut them again tomorrow because they've grown quite a bit since last week.
Then, there's scrubbing in which is, quite frankly, painful. It's not so bad on the fingertips and fingers, but when I get down to my palms and arms... ow! We have to use a really bristly brush and scrub at least 20 times per section (and you divide each finger into 4 sections, each hand into 4 sections, and each arm into 8 sections.) Also, we have to keep our arms held above our waist, with our elbows above our wrists. That doesn't sound hard until you try to hold your arms in that unatural position for 10 minutes or more.
The rest of the process is just a little hard to get the hang of. There's drying your hands while bent over a little bit and not touching the towel to yourself, the environment or an area you've already dried. Then there's putting on a gown without touching it to the table or the ground or putting your hands out of the sleeves. Then there's putting on gloves over the sleeves of your gown.
It's a hard set of new skills and habits to develop, but in the long run, it's worth it. If you learn top of the line now, when you slide a little in practice hopefully you'll still be good enough you aren't killing patients with infections.
First of all, my New Year's Resolution for 2010 was to stop chewing my fingernails (and cuticles.) So far, this has been a huge success. I had long, pretty fingernails. But, for proper surgical techinque your fingernails have to be 1-2 millimeters long and can't be painted. I cut them before lab last week to shorter than they've been since just after I quit chewing them... and they were still too long. I had to cut them even shorter before I could scrub in! And, I'll probably have to cut them again tomorrow because they've grown quite a bit since last week.
Then, there's scrubbing in which is, quite frankly, painful. It's not so bad on the fingertips and fingers, but when I get down to my palms and arms... ow! We have to use a really bristly brush and scrub at least 20 times per section (and you divide each finger into 4 sections, each hand into 4 sections, and each arm into 8 sections.) Also, we have to keep our arms held above our waist, with our elbows above our wrists. That doesn't sound hard until you try to hold your arms in that unatural position for 10 minutes or more.
The rest of the process is just a little hard to get the hang of. There's drying your hands while bent over a little bit and not touching the towel to yourself, the environment or an area you've already dried. Then there's putting on a gown without touching it to the table or the ground or putting your hands out of the sleeves. Then there's putting on gloves over the sleeves of your gown.
It's a hard set of new skills and habits to develop, but in the long run, it's worth it. If you learn top of the line now, when you slide a little in practice hopefully you'll still be good enough you aren't killing patients with infections.
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